Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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