I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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