it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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