is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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