So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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