oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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