why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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