I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
