Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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