just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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