why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
