Why are handjobs necessary in class?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Success! We fucked roommates!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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