I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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