dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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