I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
