I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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