i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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