fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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