Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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