I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I understand Curling. That high.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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