Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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