I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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