Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
