talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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