Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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