5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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