Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
This is not my ceiling
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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