Where is the hickey?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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