She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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