please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I wear drunk well.
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