I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So many bounce houses so little time
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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