So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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what the fuck happened to the tacos
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