What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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