Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
why do cheetos always look like penises
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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