I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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