Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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