You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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