I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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