I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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