i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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