no. you can't hotbox the world.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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