she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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