Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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