I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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