I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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