Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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