My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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