Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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