Well douche your snatch and let's go!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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