honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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