so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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