Sponge bath it is.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This is the prime rib incident all over again
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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