what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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