I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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