And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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